Baby Dance... :) Dieper Dance Dieper Dance

Now A Days

Starting The Day With a Conversation Between A sife And a Husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband: Good Evening dear’ I m logged in.

Wife: Have You Brought the Grocery?

Husband: Bad Command or File Name..

Wife: But I told you in the morning .

Husband: Erroneous Syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable Not Found.

Wife: At least, give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married and idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: Its by Default.

Wife: What about you salary?

Husband: File in use. Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband: UNKNOWN VIRUS.

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Us Bewafa Ki yaad main Jam Hatho Main Utha lia

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Lagaya Bread pe or fata fat kha lia

Dukh apni jaga

Bhook Apni Jaga.

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Haar Jeet to cricket  ka hisa hai.

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Main to apni team k liay itna hi kaho ga.

Tm jeeto ya haro suno

Hmain tm sy piyar hai.

I love Pakistan

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Women Cricket team…

Ap kia smjhe Misbah, Hafeez wali team?

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Ja O bhai apna kam kr….

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Larki: Meri Ami ko tm boht pasand aaye ho.

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Pathan (Sharmatay Hway)..

“kuch  b ho, per hm shadi tm hi sy kray ga”

Khala sy bolo “Hm ko bhool jae..”

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Sardar apny 16 bacho or BV k sath dost k yaha dawat main gya,

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Dost ny itni barri family daikh kr ghusay me kaha.

HAYA NHE AAE?

Sardar:

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Nhe Us K Exams Ho rahay hain.

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Smile Hasa

Girls And Boys

What is A Girl?

Jo Party Main Jany sy pehlay

Eye Shadow

Mascara

Eye liner

Lipstick

Lip-gloss

Lip pencile

Face powder

Glitter

Blush on

Nail polish

Body spray

Perfume

Or sath me heel or acha sa Dress pehney k bad bhi

Ye kahay:

“Aray Yaar jaldi Main Kuch Nhe kya”

Whats a Boy?

Jo Party Main Jany sy Pehlay Apny Dost Ko Phone kr k Pochay:

“Oye Tu Naha k Aay ga kia?

Friend Replies:

“Abay Pagal Hwa hai Kia? Apna Valima Thori Hy.”

Urdu Translation

Teacher: Urdu Main Translate kro.

“Dear look at that girl… She is Beautiful.

Student:

Jani !!! Bachi to dakh.. Tabhai Hai Tabhai..